Test
for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify!
Keep scrolling..........large spaces in between.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will
tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.
Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that
difficult. Please scroll down AFTER you have answered
the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator,
put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do
simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and
close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your
ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...
except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, now even if you did not answer the first three questions
correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross, but it is used by crocodiles,
and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.
Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are
attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you
learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide,around 90% of the professionals they
tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got
several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains
of a four-year-old.
Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good