Friday Night Dog Thief

Last Friday Night Bill went downtown to the Port o Call to drink a cold Coke and shoot a few games of pool.  As soon as he walked in, he knew he was in the wrong place.  There was this drunk girl and Bandi arguing.  They were animated and screaming at each other at the top of their lungs.  Something about a lost dog.  The police were called and soon it came out that Jeremy, Bill's son, had the dog and he was in the middle of it too.  Bill heard these drunks trying to explain to the police exactly what had happened.  Bandi doesn't drink but she argues with the police anyway.  Seems Bandi and Jeremy conspired to steal this little puppy from this girl.  Bill left and went somewhere else to shoot pool.  He didn't want to be part of the argument.  Bill said the poor cop looked like he didn't want to listen to a bunch of drunks explaining about this dog caper, wished he had called in sick that night or let somebody else answer this call.

Saturday morning, Bill was telling me about it and this girl showed up wanting her puppy.  Soon, Jeremy came in with the puppy and she left.  Jeremy was trying to explain that she had given him the dog and left and he didn't know what to do with it and he took it home and he thought she didn't want the dog but Bandi did and he didn't know what to do and the girl really wanted to go out with him but she had this other boyfriend.

Bill just stopped him midsentence and told him, we don't want to hear it, all the explanations don't count.  From now on you will be known as the Friday Night Dog Thief.


 

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